Solomon and the Grill
All we had ever been told about Belize and its people was that it was slow and to not expect anything to happen fast or efficiently. So that’s what we were trying to prepare for. We were expecting to have to really push for anything to get done. This was a little daunting since we also weren’t familiar with the country or the town. Wow, were we surprised to find that this was not our experience at all. At this point I can say that I have never met more helpful, friendly and encouraging people – it seemed that everyone in Corozal was willing to help. We were also told that we would surely get ripped off by someone (no specifications, only generalities). That also has proven to be very false. In fact just the opposite continued to happen to us, the Belizean people would offer to help us with various tasks without any expectation of payment – in fact some of them were offended at the mere offer of payment. It was clear at that point that there were some bitter and narrow minded North Americans that we were dealing with here. I can’t even tell you how many horror stories we heard from them about our new neighborhood – apparently we were now living in a “rough” neighborhood. This shocked us because we had not experienced even a slight harassment at our home yet, but despite telling these people that we hadn’t experienced any trouble they assured us that eventually we would be robbed, attacked or worse at some point. No problems to date 8 months later.
We were able to get a lot accomplished in the span of a few weeks. We essentially had our business ready to go, all the legal tasks were worked out and the three of us had the place looking brand new. The building we purchased had already been set up to be a restaurant so really we only had clean-up and touch-up work to do. We did have to find a grill and some other various kitchen items but nothing too daunting. The house we were now living in is right next door to the business so we have a very short commute to work. There were only a couple things that were dragging out at this point; the first was our internet access and the second, our liquor license. Finding a grill had also proven to be a little difficult. Everyone in town cooks on gas burners – no one really sells a grill top to cook hamburgers on. This was our first major obstacle. We started the search by asking around town and we quickly found that this would be a challenge because most people we asked didn’t even know what we were talking about. The kitchen already had a three burner grill set up but what we needed was a top to stretch over the three burners creating a grill. We were pointed in a few different directions and so the wild goose chase started; “the woman who owns this hotel is selling one.” “There’s a steel place down the main road that can provide the steel.” “So and so welds – he lives by the white house down the second street off the bay – he can structure it for you if you provide the steel.” “There’s a place in Spanish Lookout that can make you one.” The advice went on and on and we entertained every single option with absolutely no luck. Needless to say we were disappointed, the grill was essential and it seemed like we may have to cook the burgers on frying pans over a burner. Then we met Solomon, aka King Solomon.
Solomon is a border taxi driver. We were actually referred to him from a man back home in Oregon; it’s such a small world. This guy who worked with my mom’s best friend’s husband actually owned property in Corozal and had a bunch of extended family there by marriage. He had met Will before we left for Belize and given him Solomon’s business card – he told us that this guy would help us out if we needed it and was a big teddy bear – just watch out for him when he gets drunk because the religion starts to pour out. Well, we needed to get to Mexico because that was our last option for a grill. Chetumal is a Mexican city right outside of the Belize border and about 20 miles from Corozal. The entire city has approximately the same population as the whole country of Belize so if we need anything then we can go to Chetumal to get it. The only problem was our lack of reliable transportation. This is where Solomon comes in to play. So we tracked him down – everyone knows everyone in this small town and it’s never hard to find anyone around here. The plan was that Solomon would stop by our house so we could meet him and then we’ll schedule the trip. It is a complete understatement to say that this guy demands attention. He is a big guy, which is sort of rare here, he’s loud and he loves to talk. He comes in to our house and his stories start; for the next few hours they do not stop. The three of us are just sitting there speechless – because we actually couldn’t get a word in and because none of us had ever met a person quite like him. As he continued to tell us stories he was drinking beer and eventually we found out that he used to be addicted to crack and his life was on a fast spiral down, he was at the brink of death one night and God spoke to him. God told him he had to stop with the drugs and from that day forward he has not taken any drugs. He totally turned his life around and has frequent conversations with God. He told us that he is not religious because religions are just out to steal money so he is spiritual. From that moment forward he would not stop talking about God so I just kept my mouth shut and listened to him, at this point I did not think it wise to reveal that I don’t believe in God. I knew that religion and God were very important here and I didn’t really want to start making enemies already. It was a fairly comical situation. He also told us, as he moved on to his 6th beer, that he didn’t drink anymore either. Hmm.
After spending a few hours at our house he had decided he liked us and wanted us to go with him to see his property and meet his family. We were a little tired from all the listening but we decided to go along with him so we piled in to his SUV – we weren’t entirely sure where he was taking us but at this point it was all an adventure. After about 20 minutes of riding and listening to very loud religious reggae we arrived at a beautiful piece of property in the village of San Antonio. This was the farm that Solomon spent a lot of his free time maintaining. It was full of fruit trees and beautiful flowers – he wants to put a little resort there at some point but for now is slowly building a house on the property. We looked around there for awhile and then headed over to the house he lives in with his wife and small daughter. Solo’s wife Consuelo is a lovely woman and very friendly. She welcomed the three of us in to her home and we all sat around talking for awhile. His daughter is one of the cutest little girls I’ve ever seen, she is named Solome, after her dad.
At this point we had spent half a day with Solomon and we were exhausted, it was dark so we told him that we needed to get home. Once we arrived back at the house we had a drink or two to unwind from all the excitement and went to bed watching TV. We had a trip planned with him to get our grill in Mexico a couple days later.