Our First Visitor
My uncle Charlie (Mom’s brother) was the first person to visit us in Belize. He arrived a couple weeks before Christmas and would be in town for about five days. At this point we had made a few friends in town who had boats and other water toys to play with so we had a few things planned for his trip. It would be a busy month because right after he was scheduled to leave my Dad would be flying in for a couple weeks. That would be over the Christmas holiday so it would be nice to have him here to spend Christmas with us. U. Charlie was flying in to Cancun and then taking the bus down to Corozal – he was going to be arriving pretty late and told us to be ready to pick him up at the border around 2am so we had a long night planned. He told us he would call when he got close but what he didn’t count on was that his cell phone wouldn’t work in Mexico, so we were sort of flying blind when it came to his arrival time. Finally we got an estimated time down for his arrival at the border and we drove over there to wait. 20 minutes went by, then 40 and 50 – we were starting to get worried. Just as we were about to go looking for him I see this guy in the distance walking to the border with a suitcase in tow. I couldn’t tell for sure but I was pretty certain it was him considering this was very obviously a tourist walking to the border at 3am – that doesn’t happen so often. Sure enough, it was him so we waited until he got through customs and immigration and ran over to him when he got through the building. We all exchanged big hugs and then heard why it had taken him an hour longer than he had told us.
The way the border is set up between Mexico and Belize you go through the Mexican border first and then there is an entire little commerce area after that border and before the actual Belize border called the Free Zone. If you don’t realize what is going on it can be a bit confusing. Well, U. Charlie thought he was through with the borders since he was told that he was in Belize (technically you are in Belize once past the Mexican border and over the river but there still is an official border to go through on the Belize side). So he camped out at one of the casinos before the actual border and was waiting for us. Finally someone saw him sitting there with his big suitcase at 2:30am and asked what he was doing. He told the guy that he was waiting for a ride from his sister – he was promptly informed that he had not quite reached the Belize border yet. So he got up and lugged his bag along the road until he finally saw the border which is where we finally found him. We were so glad to see him because we were starting to think the worst. We got back to the house and stayed up for another hour or so just chatting and gave U. Charlie his first Belikin beer.
For the next few days we really tried to show off Belize. It seemed to work because he loved it here. The major trip was a boat outing with our friend Ken and another guy we had befriended from Canada named Rod. They both have small boats that we decided to take from one lagoon to the Progresso lagoon. Then we were going to stop by another new friend’s house. Just a nice day trip and it was the first time that I would be on it. We left late morning packing our beer, rum and minimal food – we left from the Copper Bank lagoon (off Rod’s dock) and headed out. It was a beautiful day and actually not just my first time on these lagoons, but also my first time on a boat in Belize. The ride was fantastic – to get from the Copper Bank lagoon to the Progresso lagoon there is a serious of thin waterways that you weave in and out of and with a small boat it’s pretty incredible. It really was a day full of laughing, drinking and general fun. My uncle got along really well with everyone and was thoroughly enjoying himself. I think the smiles were actually plastered to our faces for the entire day. We stopped off at Bruce’s (American) dock to say hi and have a couple drinks. I had never met him and his wife but my mom had once and she sure thought he was a kick. We were warned that he can tell a mean story and will have you laughing the whole time you’re around him. By the time we docked the boat we were all a little tipsy and I was pretty determined to not drink anymore. Little did I know that not drinking at Bruce’s really isn’t an option. It only took a few minutes to realize that this guy is an entertainer. I don’t believe I’ve ever met anyone who can tell a story like Bruce. We were thoroughly entertained the entire time and by the time I left I was drunk and my face hurt from laughing so much. I immediately took a liking to Bruce and his wife – he’s the kind of guy who really couldn’t care less what you think about him. He says it how it is and that is refreshing in an odd way. They were currently working on their house – he was in charge of building it and the two of them were putting in most of the labor themselves. They had a party room with thatched roof already standing and then living in the motor home they had brought down while they built the rest of the house.
After a long and entertaining day in the sun we headed back to Rod’s place – the sun was setting and the water was gorgeous. We spent most of the night out on Rod’s beach talking and laughing and having the insane type of philosophical conversations that you can only have when you’ve had way too much to drink. Yes, I did fall backwards while looking up at the stars to convince my uncle that the prominent constellation you see in this part of the world is Orion and not the Big Dipper. No, he didn’t believe me at the time but a couple weeks later admitted that I may have been right.
The rest of the trip consisted of impromptu poker games and general entertainment – U. Charlie loved it and we hope to see him back very soon. The next visitor on deck would be my dad and sadly this visit would cause some major fireworks between Will and me. It really would be the straw that broke the camel’s back.